” I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black and all over my crotch. ”
- Vlad (possibly Sean)
– (via darrelevans)
” I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black and all over my crotch. ”
- Vlad (possibly Sean)
– (via darrelevans)
Back off!! I saw them first!
Guten Tag Freunde! Vielen Dank für Ihren Besuch.
See you Lederhosen!
I don’t know, that blond one looks pretty clean to me!
Big hitter, the LAMA.
PROTECT YOUR SELVES YA’LL!!
Justin Bieber in True Grit?
I had no idea he was in the original.
Grown Ass Training Wheels!
The other day I saw a grown man riding a beach cruiser with training wheels. Oh did I mention that he was wearing a McCain/Palin 2008 T-shirt. Mystery solved.
White Trash Sangria
Recipe for Ol’Darrel’s White Trash Sangria!
- 1 old 7-11 Super Big Gulp cup (any gas station cup will do)
- 1 small orange slurpee/icee/squishi (you may substitute orange Jello mixed w/ cold water, measured to taste)
- 1/2 bottle of the 2nd to cheapest red wine you can find (must be 2nd to cheapest, quality counts people)
- ice
- mix ingredients in Super Big Gulp cup & enjoy
(Source: foreveryounginn, via teenage-hipster)
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Good Night!!!!!!
Good night all you sum-bitches!!!!!
Sleep tight!!!!!!!